Awhile back, a fellow D&D-loving coworker linked me to this hilarious collection of RPG motivational posters. The concept here is, “If every gaming concept had a subtitle, what would it be?” If you’re a geek to any degree, there’s something here for you. Seriously, there are 272 posters to look at, all of which make a reference to some RPG and/or geeky genre. There’s Call of Cthulhu, Dungeons & Dragons, World of Darkness, and World of Warcraft, just to name a few. If you don’t find something to laugh at, you’re simply not a geek. Here are a few of my favorites from the collection.
Chaotic Neutral – Some people find sanity a little confining.
Cthulhu – 1d6 investigators per round.
Druid – “Hippy?” Come over here and say that.
Elves – Anything you can do, they can do better.
Gelatinous Cube – Because there’s always a 10×10-foot room for Jell-O.
Int – Not everyone uses Charisma as a dump stat.
Paladins – Lawful good and violent about it.
Rust Monster – You just had to go and brag about your Armor Class, didn’t you?
Wizard – When I’m done reading I will totally kick your ass.
Zombies – Who needs friends when you can have loyal undying minions?