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I caught this list of 50 nerdy pick-up lines over at Bloggasm and just couldn’t resist posting my own, so I scoured the web for the best that I could find. I decided to stick with 20 because, let’s face it, there’s only so many ways you can joke about hard drives before it gets old. So, without further ado, here are my top 20 nerd pick-up lines, organized by category for your convenience. 
Biology Nerd Pick-up Lines
- With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
- If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Book Nerd Pick-up Lines
- I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
- Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.
Internet Nerd Pick-up Lines
- Server? Damn near killed her!
- I think my heart just lagged.
- I less than three you. (I <3 you)
- Have you ever Googled yourself?
Math Nerd Pick-up Lines
- Would you like to be the numerator or the denominator?
- What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.
- You like math? Here’s an equation: You + me – your boyfriend / your legs and lets *.
- Our love is like dividing by zero; you cannot define it.
Physics Nerd Pick-up Lines
- You’re like an exothermic reaction; you spread your hotness everywhere!
- You know, it’s not the length of the vector that counts; it’s how you apply the force.
Programming Nerd Pick-up Lines
- You had me at “Hello World.”
- You can put a trojan on my hard drive anytime.
- Hi, I’m writing a new make-out program. Would you like to join the beta-test?
- Baby, whenever I use my Palm, I think of you.
General Nerd Pick-up Lines
- Jedi Mind Trick: “This is the geek you’re looking for.” *waves hand*
- It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.
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