Office Linebacker

All of us office workers have passive-aggressive fantasies about annoying office mates getting their just deserts from time to time. The person who doesn’t respect office coffee etiquette, the one who’s way too chatty, or the one who refuses to recycle even though it’d only take him a second… wouldn’t it be great if they all got what was coming to them? Well, here’s what it might look like if there was an office linebacker to give them their comeuppance.