How Singles Keep Warm in Winter
It’s nice when something genuinely funny happens in your real life instead of just getting to read about other peoples’ humorous experience. Happy day, I finally have my own anecdote. 
I was sitting in my office the other day having a conversation with a work buddy. We were discussing the coming winter months. I said, “Yeah, it’s nice to have a warm body next to you to keep you warm on those cold winter nights.” My friend is devoted to his single life, so I added, “Just one of the many benefits of being married,” to poke fun at him. Without skipping a beat, he smiled and asked, “You want to know what the benefits of being single are?” At this point, everyone overhearing the conversation died laughing, because we all knew what was coming next. With a sly smirk, he answered, “Two warm bodies.”